awwwwwww ! how chweet !!! (why should boys have all the fun?)

Ya people who are above 40 plus you wouldn't understand properly what the hell is the title given to this post, but people who are of my generation and regular Facebook users would have guessed it exactly that this post is about a girl's status update or her comment on a pic :-)

Lets first look what types of girls maintain profile in facebook and how they use them ...

The Orthodox Type :

                               I aint lying. There are orthodox profile of girls in facebook. They dont put any dp, they never update status, comment only on their friend's photos (girls only) and would delete unwanted scribbling in their wall .. No much fun over this type


The Inferiority Complex Type :

                                      This type is not exactly inferiority complexed one, but you can always see some movie actress pic as their profile picture. The common reason they state is we dont want our photos to be miss used by strangers. Unfortunately girls who give this statement have never been good looking. So i was forced to come to this conclusion. If u dont want unknown persons to be ur friends and see ur pics or comment about it, seriously then why the hell do u wanna be in fb ??

The Heart Broken Type:

                                   The interesting incidents start from this type of profile .. Their pro pic will be some girl cutting her hand or a blood drop tickling from a girl's eye or some quotes saying that "love is painful". Ok. Accepted that your boy friend had dumped you in the recent past and you cant still get a move over it. But what is the use of putting 200 status per week saying i loved him that way or this way... Then some of ur friends must console you and when they do so you wont accept that and tell them "No priya you cant understand the pain" ..... Bloody hell she wouldnt even have completed her college life and she would be speaking as if she have sacrificed her life for the well fare of her mother nation and most important part is "advice". . . Again when some of their friends update their status like, "Found my Love".... within few seconds they would comment like "Dont believe guys di they are all cheap and the same" with some sad smiles .... Hopeless creature in this planet..

The "achaa bolo" Type: 

                                   We understand madam, ki you are from northern state so, hindi is der in ur breath and blood.. but to our utter surprise i know that you came to tamil nadu in ur class six and now u are in college and all you know is "Tamil nahin malum yaar"... But you understand all the dirty things said in tamil in my profile and when next time we speak , you remember that tamil phrase too and you would bully me.. Their status updates would be "Missing my street in so and so state, missing my morning walks, missing my pani poori and few other dishes " ... Hello for your information you can get better north indian dishes in chennai and i bet it would better to taste than your so called state or street...and who told you not to go morning walks in chennai ?? you are lazy and sleepy head means how will our chennai be responsible for that ? Final part "Chennai is soooooooooooo hot and dirty " .. Nonsense chennai and full of metro railway projects so dust would be there and if you need   all that decent and clean places go to all the malls and shopping complex and i know ur state's streets would be much more dirty than our "Singara Chennai " . And this is summer and in all the parts of India it would be hot and don't over act as if ur from northern Alaska and ur optimal temperature would be below freezing point.

My Family Type :

                          Again, "this is my bro and he is the gem of our family and ruby of our house and platinum of our street diamond of our town" and all this crap would be liked by all the other family members. Ok we understand you have dad, mom, brother, sister, aunt, uncle and cousins.... So do you think we dont have anybody and we are test tube baby? We too have everyone... Again facebook is for socializing , now if you consider as a family scrapbook i cant help you . Irritating part would be she would upload her childhood photo in which her mom would hold her in hands and she would be wearing that small frock like dress and her title would be "Missing those moments, sob sob sob( it means that she is crying and we need to console her). Idiot if you want your mummy to carry you just think of ur weight and her's . you are kg and she would be hardly 50kg .. and will you wear that dress again ?? Well and good even if you are ready think about the situation of that poor photographer ??  "Think before you speak"

The Show off type:

                          This is absolutely fun type . Their cover picture would be some ten friends sitting together or hugging together and their quote would be "Day of my life". You dumbass , every day is day of your life only or are you getting loan from my life days ? Their posts and status update would be Thank you had fun or I knew it :P or I told na :P ?? and comment would be made by that person who was that post meant about like , ya :D or else How did u know bitch ?:P .. Now wait we all are born and bought up in India and calling a girl bitch is quite offensive and your mother havent thought you all this ?? Now what is even more funny is you know ur talking about one person only instead of putting status and doing all this jokes you could call him or give missed call as-usual and talk to him for hours together na ?? Got ur point , you want to be such a show off that even ur close friends must feel jealous about u or must tell you that "Hey dear he is such a nice guy wish i had a friend like him " and you would her that "No re, he is such a jerk and dont praise him and all he would do too much" and that shame less fellow would like this and comment like "He he he you understand me very well dear " ..

Finally ya, girls need freedom and its their own profile and they can do any shit they like ...
Just one question "Will your mother be proud of what you do in FB?"
Will you encourage your daughter as you do ?
Will your future husband be happy by looking at ur profile ?

So just try to behave as a girl. Coz few men out here love women if they have a bit more feminism ...
Its just not chauvinism that does disgrace girls, it may also be ur own activities which might end up in ruining ur reputation and self respect :-)

This was said in care and affection that my friends must not be one among the show off :-)
I know ill get calls and comments like You are such a jerk arvi .. this is why you are always single and no girl will ever love you at all :-)

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