Before starting all the crap about the politicians and price hikes, let us pay the tribute to all the great lord politicians. We are blessed by god for getting such a wonderful prime-minister who would not cast his vote on the day of election and who has not been elected by the people in this so called democratic country and remember the fact he is a legend in economics , who has served as finance minister of india in the previous years.
Our next blessing from the almighty would be .... Yes, your guess is correct, the first women president of India who came in lieu of Hon. Dr. Kalam. There are many records created by our President like she was the only president who thinks herself as an external affairs minister and go round and round the world in the money given by us under the name "Government taxes". I think bollywood directors are thinking of a script named "Around The World In Five Years" With our President in the lead role. She is the only president who has given herself some three hundred times pay rise. Wow !! Chak De India .
If we keep on taking about our other beloved ministers and party leaders all around our country, i bet this post would be extended more than Wikipedia and Julian Assange may get jealous. Lets jump into the topic of "Price Hikes". First lets check out on the things which prices have gone up .
1.Food Products
2.Petroleum Products
3. Electricity cost
4.Bus fare
5. Dairy Products
6. Education
7. Gold
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The reason our government gives for Petroleum Products price hike is "Government is not responsible for this Price Hike, all the petroleum companies are responsible and we will see what action could be taken"
Reason given for rise in food products, dairy products , electricity , bus fare, education , in total cost of living has been sky scrappers in the recent past just because of Fuel Price Hike. And as an additional joke government has declared that a person who is earning more than 32 rupee per day is hail and healthy and happy and we must put that fellow above the so called poverty line.. Seriously what will we do with 33 Rupees per day ? (Wipe the shit from our Asshole?)
What should we learn from all this price hikes and other jokes is,
We must reduce the usage of our automobiles and go for a walk or cycling. (good for ur health u see :-))
We must reduce eating and maintain a proper physique (again good for health)
Reduce the usage of internet , tv coz of electricity scarcity (good for mind)
Drink less milk and more water ( remedy for dehydration in summer you see)
Dont buy gold (when u dont have it, no need to worry about theives)
Make ur children study in government schools ( social equality)
See when our government is doing all this for our own good why should we worry about the following facts:
1. Some minister arrested for few million crore corruption
2. when the value of rupee goes down vs dollars
3. when youngsters dont get job coz of corruption
4. when elders dont get pension coz of corruption
5. when a Cabinet minister of India settles in abroad
6. When other countries kill Indian citizens
7. When Parliament only less than 100 days a year
8. When terrorists attack place Parliment and Taj Hotels
and on & on & on
The Government of India will have some reasons behind all this as mentioned earlier .
All we have to do is sit back and enjoy the live streaming of Indian Premier League.
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| INDIA 2020 |
I assure you just by doing all these and without knowing what is mean by constitution of India and Who are all the people governing it and what are the contributing factors of a common man in such aspects ,
MOTHER INDIA WILL BE A SUPER POWER IN 2020 ..
JAIHO !!!
Lets Not Worry But Just Celebrate This Price Hike With Cad bury :P
Cheers!!!
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