So, you are the type of person who checks the mobile even before waking up properly ? Hallelujah ! You are about to read a biography !
So and so Checked into "Chap Chay" and having the time of his/her life .
Now three kinds of reactions to this post .
1. The fellow rich guy (all the morons going to chap chay before they are 30 years old are spending their dad's money so they don't even deserve a like, let alone comment ) who says try this "Sichuan Vegetable Dimsum" (they want us to know that they also go there and spend their father's money)
2. The about to be rich guy/ girl (who would be engaged to a rich spouse and their life style is about to change ) will google about it and will suggest " Take the park view table/ ocean view table"
3. People like me (if I like their status , they will like mine too. which they will never do).
The same with movies and hill resorts and all other rich dumb places. We all know that you are just showing off and you people don't know in which hand to hold the knife and in which hand the fork goes. show off midgets.
See when someone has a birthday , all we do is "Happy birthday bro/sis/friend/ relative. , Here goes the psychos. Their wishes will be minimum 2 paragraphs with so much of emotions and love yous. They wouldn't have proposed their spouse so many times but coming into FB and doing all dramas. No, if you have so much of love on that person, why not catch a bus or train or flight and go to that person's place and wish them ? At-least call them and tell no ? Jio sim free internet only posting essays and novels in the internet. They wouldn't have spoke to the person in person for some six months and putting status in fb for 20 pages. Nonsense.
Now comes the honeymoon part. In the matrimony the description they would choose :
1. The guy sees the girls profile : girl's face is beautiful (White ) , her educational qualifications(never more than him) , her siblings (Preferably none ) and few other things like property how much dowry they can give and all.
2. The girl sees the guy profile : PACKAGE , NRI STATUS , Educational Qualification and few other things like how to make him promise never to come back India .
The moment they go to honeymoon , their western attitude comes out. Putting pics near the world famous places, that guy feeding the girl, this girl giving him the rose and proposing . See we all know why you go to honeymoon . Now don't tell us that you went there to learn history or topography of that place. You spend lakhs , at-least get the money's worth (both of you) . The best part is few people take another fellow to the honeymoon . Photographer ! (threesome ). God Knows.
New Born Baby :
Yeah! you fought the Kargil war and the government gave you a baby as a medal and you keep on posting the pics of "Baby's first step " "Baby's first poo" and I gave birth to you and you look like your father crap. The baby at-least looks like the father no ? not like the plumber or car driver or any other relative . This I don't get it. Always talking women are greater than men coz they can give birth. Accepted. But why blame the entire world for it ? The pain is like 206 bone crashing 100 muscle contraction . The tough part is there is an fb account for 2 months old kid. The reason they give is my baby should not miss its childhood . That is why I am saving all the pics. Idiot , in childhood they dressed me like a girl putting a frock and bangles and bindi and flower in my head . Now imagine if my mother posted that in my fb some 20 years back and my girlfriend sees that! It would be humiliating. Ask the baby's permission before posting shit in FB .
All this is to show off that you are living a life better than you have dreamed off. No, every month EMI comes, friends betray, heart gets broken , our beloved ones die , we get fat, life is mean. So what does this has to do with FB posts right?
Lets not cheat ourselves or our parents or our siblings or friends or a random stranger(our ex).
Life is Beautiful,
With Love,
Arvi
Check- In :
Yeah you and all rich people only always going to five star hotel, high class cinemas , buying dresses in very big stores and eating snack in some posh place. But why put it in fb ? You know middle class people like us will don't even know what the hell you are talking about.So and so Checked into "Chap Chay" and having the time of his/her life .
Now three kinds of reactions to this post .
1. The fellow rich guy (all the morons going to chap chay before they are 30 years old are spending their dad's money so they don't even deserve a like, let alone comment ) who says try this "Sichuan Vegetable Dimsum" (they want us to know that they also go there and spend their father's money)
2. The about to be rich guy/ girl (who would be engaged to a rich spouse and their life style is about to change ) will google about it and will suggest " Take the park view table/ ocean view table"
3. People like me (if I like their status , they will like mine too. which they will never do).
The same with movies and hill resorts and all other rich dumb places. We all know that you are just showing off and you people don't know in which hand to hold the knife and in which hand the fork goes. show off midgets.
Birthday Post:
See when someone has a birthday , all we do is "Happy birthday bro/sis/friend/ relative. , Here goes the psychos. Their wishes will be minimum 2 paragraphs with so much of emotions and love yous. They wouldn't have proposed their spouse so many times but coming into FB and doing all dramas. No, if you have so much of love on that person, why not catch a bus or train or flight and go to that person's place and wish them ? At-least call them and tell no ? Jio sim free internet only posting essays and novels in the internet. They wouldn't have spoke to the person in person for some six months and putting status in fb for 20 pages. Nonsense.
Newly Wed and Honeymoon :
Dont even get started. No . Dont. Yeah we get it . You got married. Now stop acting that you have the perfect relationship and perfect spouse in the world. We all know your past three love story the type of quotations you posted during that time. Okay , your spouse cooks for you . Arre my mother is cooking for my father for past 27 years. So does your mother. Have you ever seen our mothers putting status like " Made a chicken gravy for my ever sweet hubby" and our fathers reacting like "The best thing that happened in my life is you and the best dish you made is today. Feeling blissful , satisfied , overjoyed , cloud nine". Dude, you just ate food not that you had an orgasm or something. Who knows!Now comes the honeymoon part. In the matrimony the description they would choose :
1. The guy sees the girls profile : girl's face is beautiful (White ) , her educational qualifications(never more than him) , her siblings (Preferably none ) and few other things like property how much dowry they can give and all.
2. The girl sees the guy profile : PACKAGE , NRI STATUS , Educational Qualification and few other things like how to make him promise never to come back India .
The moment they go to honeymoon , their western attitude comes out. Putting pics near the world famous places, that guy feeding the girl, this girl giving him the rose and proposing . See we all know why you go to honeymoon . Now don't tell us that you went there to learn history or topography of that place. You spend lakhs , at-least get the money's worth (both of you) . The best part is few people take another fellow to the honeymoon . Photographer ! (threesome ). God Knows.
New Born Baby :
Yeah! you fought the Kargil war and the government gave you a baby as a medal and you keep on posting the pics of "Baby's first step " "Baby's first poo" and I gave birth to you and you look like your father crap. The baby at-least looks like the father no ? not like the plumber or car driver or any other relative . This I don't get it. Always talking women are greater than men coz they can give birth. Accepted. But why blame the entire world for it ? The pain is like 206 bone crashing 100 muscle contraction . The tough part is there is an fb account for 2 months old kid. The reason they give is my baby should not miss its childhood . That is why I am saving all the pics. Idiot , in childhood they dressed me like a girl putting a frock and bangles and bindi and flower in my head . Now imagine if my mother posted that in my fb some 20 years back and my girlfriend sees that! It would be humiliating. Ask the baby's permission before posting shit in FB .
All this is to show off that you are living a life better than you have dreamed off. No, every month EMI comes, friends betray, heart gets broken , our beloved ones die , we get fat, life is mean. So what does this has to do with FB posts right?
Lets not cheat ourselves or our parents or our siblings or friends or a random stranger(our ex).
Life is Beautiful,
With Love,
Arvi
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