There was this interesting “Sam Anderson” theme going on Twitter today. This is my contribution. I didn’t have much time to come up with this so this is all I can manage. (If you don’t know Sam Anderson, you can replace Sam Anderson with Superstar "Rajnikanth". It makes equal sense)
- Sam Anderson doesn’t need a gun because he can reach the enemy faster
- Sam Anderson won the San Francisco marathon. He started in New York.
- Sam Anderson was delivered via C-Section. He performed it himself
- Sam Anderson pops bubble wrap with his gun
- Sam Anderson is not above the Law. He is the Law
- When Sam Anderson wants ice, he makes it hail
- Baby Sam Anderson didn’t eat Gerber mashed foods. He crushed his own apples
- Sam Anderson never used braces. He straightened his teeth with his tongue
- Sam Anderson uses a lawn mower to shave
- Sam Anderson will tell you if the oven is hot enough by touching it
- f nothing can move faster than light how do you explain Sam Anderson ’s guns coming out of holster
- Sam Anderson doesn’t like to handle diamonds because he keeps accidentally crushing them
- Sam Anderson can impregnate a woman on a long distance phone call
- To calm down Sam Anderson when he was a toddler, his mom used to play The Sopranos
- When Sam Anderson wants a mobile phone, he carries around a cell tower
- Sam Anderson doens’t need a gun because he can throw the bullets faster
- Snake bite is a common cause of death near Sam Anderson ’ house. He bites a lot of snakes
- In their wilderness survival classes, Mountain lions learn how to identify Sam Anderson
- When Sam Anderson walks into a bar and says “The usual”, bartender shoots a bunch of people
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