First congratulations to both state and central government. We must appriciate the way they keep their people in a state of drunkenness. Now lets go by age how the government is making us "pie-eyed". (It was an interesting word that came to my mind when I was planning to give a title to this post :-))
Age from 1to 18:
Since they dont have the right to vote, lets just get rid of them. well if u look in particular, these fellows too undergo a hell of stress right from their syllabus to free cycle, laptops and nowadays those fellows indulge in smoking, drinking and ofcourse they knew everything about all illegal mafia, gambling , drinking and Sex too. Thanks to internet. And special credit to fellows like Chetan Bagath who indulge in writing about pre maritual sex and sometimes, these fellows justify it too :P
Age from 18 to 24:
This is the age when you enter into ur college and come out as some graduate and get a job and start earning and do some crack pot things in ur life "ON UR OWN". Now how does a government play a role in ur life?
First thing is, the bridge between rich students and poor students. Our government fail to teach us about financial literacy. Neither they teach us about agriculture, stress management , linguistic skills and few othr aspects of education that actually help u in ur life .
Number of wine shops exceeds than number of libraries and how the fuck you expect us to make India into a so called "Developed Nation?"
Number of Medicine and Agriculture seats in govt colleges is less than 4000 for 12 lakh students coming out of higher secondary and u ppl expect students to guide India into a Green revolution and Doctors to give u less fees and treat with humanity.
They make our entire generation to be slaves of Cricket, Corporate world, Currency. The three "C"s as i would mention.
They train u to be a good slave or worker or employee of whatever u call it as.. But they never teach u how to be a good entrepreneur.
We know nothing about law, nothing about share market, nothing about politics. All we know is somehow join into a company earn around thirty grands and spend it in all nonsense like party, malls, cricket matches.
Age from 24 to 30.
This is the part of the life we struggle to settle down. We start planning in investments, mutual funds , other deposits around this age and u will undergo the most important truma of ur life called "Marriage".
Even in this age we dont find time to learn about politics, the policies of our government or if u look into a way of contributing to this society the most you would do is to donate blood or follow the traffic rules, to the max, do a day service in orphanage.
All you and ur wife would do is fool around in office for a month, earn some bucks, plan it on the week end trips or number of honey moon trips or somehow waste it in one way or the other.
This is the time u contribute in the increase in the number of old age homes. All the government would do is make u pay taxes , taxes , taxes.
Age from 31 to 58:
In this whole lot of years all you would do is , paln ur future, make ur child grow (which would naturally happen), get him a good school , good college, spend ur fortune to make him or her lazy with a false promise that you would take care of their future and never let them know the actually value of money and this when you start worrying something about government,ur rights, ur policies , the promises those filthy politicians made and which they never fullfilled and what u do is write to "The Hindu" that too with a pen name. The government had finally made you into a backbone less or totally flexible backboned person. we cant stand for ourselves because we never stood for a reason. All we know is to blame the minister or some government official and be a part of it . We never take the first step and of-course thats what the filthy politicians need from us.
Never argue
Never stand for a reason
Never know what the fuck is happening in this country.
Age from 60 to 80:
Now you understand every nonsense of the Politics, share market, policies of our so called government and unfortunately ur sons would so the same what u did to ur parents, send u to the old age home and some day ull be dead just wishing that you must have stood for something. Something at all in ur life.
So folks its never too late. Stand up for our rights, our welfare, our freedom and our future. Lets join hands and Make India Proud
JAI HIND!!!!!!
Age from 1to 18:
Since they dont have the right to vote, lets just get rid of them. well if u look in particular, these fellows too undergo a hell of stress right from their syllabus to free cycle, laptops and nowadays those fellows indulge in smoking, drinking and ofcourse they knew everything about all illegal mafia, gambling , drinking and Sex too. Thanks to internet. And special credit to fellows like Chetan Bagath who indulge in writing about pre maritual sex and sometimes, these fellows justify it too :P
Age from 18 to 24:
This is the age when you enter into ur college and come out as some graduate and get a job and start earning and do some crack pot things in ur life "ON UR OWN". Now how does a government play a role in ur life?
First thing is, the bridge between rich students and poor students. Our government fail to teach us about financial literacy. Neither they teach us about agriculture, stress management , linguistic skills and few othr aspects of education that actually help u in ur life .
Number of wine shops exceeds than number of libraries and how the fuck you expect us to make India into a so called "Developed Nation?"
Number of Medicine and Agriculture seats in govt colleges is less than 4000 for 12 lakh students coming out of higher secondary and u ppl expect students to guide India into a Green revolution and Doctors to give u less fees and treat with humanity.
They make our entire generation to be slaves of Cricket, Corporate world, Currency. The three "C"s as i would mention.
They train u to be a good slave or worker or employee of whatever u call it as.. But they never teach u how to be a good entrepreneur.
We know nothing about law, nothing about share market, nothing about politics. All we know is somehow join into a company earn around thirty grands and spend it in all nonsense like party, malls, cricket matches.
Age from 24 to 30.
This is the part of the life we struggle to settle down. We start planning in investments, mutual funds , other deposits around this age and u will undergo the most important truma of ur life called "Marriage".
Even in this age we dont find time to learn about politics, the policies of our government or if u look into a way of contributing to this society the most you would do is to donate blood or follow the traffic rules, to the max, do a day service in orphanage.
All you and ur wife would do is fool around in office for a month, earn some bucks, plan it on the week end trips or number of honey moon trips or somehow waste it in one way or the other.
This is the time u contribute in the increase in the number of old age homes. All the government would do is make u pay taxes , taxes , taxes.
Age from 31 to 58:
In this whole lot of years all you would do is , paln ur future, make ur child grow (which would naturally happen), get him a good school , good college, spend ur fortune to make him or her lazy with a false promise that you would take care of their future and never let them know the actually value of money and this when you start worrying something about government,ur rights, ur policies , the promises those filthy politicians made and which they never fullfilled and what u do is write to "The Hindu" that too with a pen name. The government had finally made you into a backbone less or totally flexible backboned person. we cant stand for ourselves because we never stood for a reason. All we know is to blame the minister or some government official and be a part of it . We never take the first step and of-course thats what the filthy politicians need from us.
Never argue
Never stand for a reason
Never know what the fuck is happening in this country.
Age from 60 to 80:
Now you understand every nonsense of the Politics, share market, policies of our so called government and unfortunately ur sons would so the same what u did to ur parents, send u to the old age home and some day ull be dead just wishing that you must have stood for something. Something at all in ur life.
So folks its never too late. Stand up for our rights, our welfare, our freedom and our future. Lets join hands and Make India Proud
JAI HIND!!!!!!
gud one!!! its an eye opener to many! jus hope it serves its purpose.
ReplyDeleteThank you Nandhini :-)
DeleteWhy just hope ? Contribute as much as you can
hm hope is for others and contribution from my side will be thr for sure!
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