சிதையா நெஞ்சுகொள்.
அத்தியாயம் -2
மௌட்டியம்தனைக் கொல்
அர்ஜுன் Right swiped the girl. தேனமிழ்தம். Opening lineல என்ன சொல்லலாம்? "அமுதம் போன்ற உன் உதட்டினை தேன் கலந்து பருக வேண்டும்." "தம்பி அது Molestation", his mind voice told him. "தேன் போன்ற உன் குரலில் என் பெயரை அழைப்பாயா கண்மணி?" . He decided never to read any books written by கல்கி எவர் அகெய்ன். His manager called him inside. " Arjun you need to pull up your socks and work hard if you feel like contributing something to this company . Otherwise we have to just let you go. Just like that". "செத்து தான்டா இன்னும் போகல I gave everything to this company what else you want me to do" was his mind voice. But he didn't voice it out loud. Bankல லோன் வாங்கி Mechanical Engineering படிச்சு , வாழ்க்கையில் பல துன்பங்களைக் கடந்து ஒருவழியா மும்பையில் ஒரு மென்பொருள் நிறுவனத்தில் வேலை கிடைத்தது. திட்டு வாங்கிய பிறகு ஒரு notification It's a match.
அர்ஜுன் matched with தேனமிழ்தம். He made a detailed study about how to start a convo with a girl on tinder. Don't start with hi, hey . Don't be desperate. Don't force any convo. Just be casual.
**********
"I'll meet you next Thursday. Am so proud of you"தேனமிழ்தம் told a sixteen year old suicide survivor who was her patient. Arjun looked good. After the breakup she promised herself that no more relationships. But she didn't know why she never deleted tinder nor why did she right swipe that guy.
இவ்வளோ நேரமாகியும் no hi or hello from him. She checked during dinner. After setting alarm. No messages. And when she woke up to pee in the middle of the night , there was indeed a notification from Arjun.
" நான் நிறையா website search பண்ணி பார்த்தேன் on how to talk to a girl on tinder. I am not sure I want to just ignore you just like that and play hard to get. வேற எதுக்கு tinder வரனும் . இப் வி வான கிவ் இட் எ ஷாட் லெட்ஸ் பி ஹானஸ்ட் வித் ஈச் அதர்".
Wow ! It's not an opening line but a paragraph. No beating around the bush, straight to point.
He liked cricket, body building, hunger games , Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter and the one thing that made her right swipe was he was a biker.
"Listen I am not sure I really wanna be in a relationship as of now. I just got broke up , I don't have much of friends. I felt lonely and I just right swiped".
"Okay then good bye 👋" Arjun replied.
"Can we be just friends ?" She asked.
"Friends வேணும்னா Facebook போங்க, டோன்ட் friend zone in Tinder dude".
"How dare you tell me what to do. You creep".
"Trying to be a bitch ? Doesn't suit you. Ciao".
She was so furious at 3 am in the morning. Arjun slept peacefully.
She uninstalled tinder. Just out of curiosity she searched him on insta.
Pic with bike
Pic with friends
Pic on a hill top .
Suddenly she got a message from him on Instagram. He was stalking her.
"Hi"Arjun sent
"Oh look who it is . பெரிய dash மாதிரி பேசிட்டு இப்படி stalk பண்றியே you don't have balls ? "She was furious again.
"Oh . Someone is mad. But you see you just didn't see my pictures you liked few of them".
Oh shit.
"Why do you always show your attitude. Can't you be just normal ? "
"யாரு, நானா? "
"ஆமா"
"So friends ?"
"You are such a loser Arjun."
"What are you wearing detective?"
"Excuse me ? Don't be in the shoes of professor. You look like shit." (அவ மணி ஹெய்ஸ்ட் டை ஹார்ட் பேன். பட் அவனுக்கு எப்படி தெரியும்?!. Creep).
"You are a pro at flirting" she said.
"I am lonely". "So am I."
"Anything else I wanna know about you other than your bio ?"
"Laters baby."
Please I hate 50 shades .
So sad I love it.
Arjun you are a horny asshole.
Please don't be a bitch again. Calm down .
So this is how it's gonna be ?
Which is gonna be ?
Have you ever been in a relationship?
Too many to count .
Are you a rapist ?
I wish.
மணி நாலு . I gotta go to clinic tomorrow.
நானும் office poganum.
We will talk a maximum two days and we will end up hating each other.
I already hate you.
I am sorry for bothering you . Good bye.
She suddenly started to cry.
Listen I didn't mean it seriously.
She slept weeping.
ஆம் ஐ நெவர் குட் enough?
மறு நாள் காலை அர்ஜுன் அவளின் அனைத்து புகைப்படங்களையும் லைக் செய்ததாக நோட்டிபிகேஷன் வந்தது.
He has sent his WhatsApp number with a sorry emoji
Creep.
She smiled.
"Creep" she texted him.
"Princess" he texted back.
"Two days" she said.
"I give it a month" he said.
I was rehearsing a phrase to tell you he said . Proposal ? அதுக்குள்ளயா ?
"அன்பே, அமுதம் போன்ற உன் உதட்டினை தேன் கலந்து பருக வேண்டும். அனுமதிப்பாயா ?"
I quit . Not even a day. She texted back .
இதுங்க ரெண்டும் மௌட்டியத்த எப்ப கொன்னு???
மௌட்டியம்ன்னா என்ன என்று தெரியலயா ?
Egoங்க
நம்ம குஷி படத்துல விஜயகுமார் சொல்லுவாரே ..."அகம் புடுச்ச கழுத".
Letting go of ego is not as easy as it sounds. A hurt soul has only ego left in it. I wish these two characters let go of ego and cherish each other.
"நினைப்பதெல்லாம் நடந்துவிட்டால் தெய்வம் ஏதுமில்லை"
A
அத்தியாயம் -2
மௌட்டியம்தனைக் கொல்
அர்ஜுன் Right swiped the girl. தேனமிழ்தம். Opening lineல என்ன சொல்லலாம்? "அமுதம் போன்ற உன் உதட்டினை தேன் கலந்து பருக வேண்டும்." "தம்பி அது Molestation", his mind voice told him. "தேன் போன்ற உன் குரலில் என் பெயரை அழைப்பாயா கண்மணி?" . He decided never to read any books written by கல்கி எவர் அகெய்ன். His manager called him inside. " Arjun you need to pull up your socks and work hard if you feel like contributing something to this company . Otherwise we have to just let you go. Just like that". "செத்து தான்டா இன்னும் போகல I gave everything to this company what else you want me to do" was his mind voice. But he didn't voice it out loud. Bankல லோன் வாங்கி Mechanical Engineering படிச்சு , வாழ்க்கையில் பல துன்பங்களைக் கடந்து ஒருவழியா மும்பையில் ஒரு மென்பொருள் நிறுவனத்தில் வேலை கிடைத்தது. திட்டு வாங்கிய பிறகு ஒரு notification It's a match.
அர்ஜுன் matched with தேனமிழ்தம். He made a detailed study about how to start a convo with a girl on tinder. Don't start with hi, hey . Don't be desperate. Don't force any convo. Just be casual.
**********
"I'll meet you next Thursday. Am so proud of you"தேனமிழ்தம் told a sixteen year old suicide survivor who was her patient. Arjun looked good. After the breakup she promised herself that no more relationships. But she didn't know why she never deleted tinder nor why did she right swipe that guy.
இவ்வளோ நேரமாகியும் no hi or hello from him. She checked during dinner. After setting alarm. No messages. And when she woke up to pee in the middle of the night , there was indeed a notification from Arjun.
" நான் நிறையா website search பண்ணி பார்த்தேன் on how to talk to a girl on tinder. I am not sure I want to just ignore you just like that and play hard to get. வேற எதுக்கு tinder வரனும் . இப் வி வான கிவ் இட் எ ஷாட் லெட்ஸ் பி ஹானஸ்ட் வித் ஈச் அதர்".
Wow ! It's not an opening line but a paragraph. No beating around the bush, straight to point.
He liked cricket, body building, hunger games , Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter and the one thing that made her right swipe was he was a biker.
"Listen I am not sure I really wanna be in a relationship as of now. I just got broke up , I don't have much of friends. I felt lonely and I just right swiped".
"Okay then good bye 👋" Arjun replied.
"Can we be just friends ?" She asked.
"Friends வேணும்னா Facebook போங்க, டோன்ட் friend zone in Tinder dude".
"How dare you tell me what to do. You creep".
"Trying to be a bitch ? Doesn't suit you. Ciao".
She was so furious at 3 am in the morning. Arjun slept peacefully.
She uninstalled tinder. Just out of curiosity she searched him on insta.
Pic with bike
Pic with friends
Pic on a hill top .
Suddenly she got a message from him on Instagram. He was stalking her.
"Hi"Arjun sent
"Oh look who it is . பெரிய dash மாதிரி பேசிட்டு இப்படி stalk பண்றியே you don't have balls ? "She was furious again.
"Oh . Someone is mad. But you see you just didn't see my pictures you liked few of them".
Oh shit.
"Why do you always show your attitude. Can't you be just normal ? "
"யாரு, நானா? "
"ஆமா"
"So friends ?"
"You are such a loser Arjun."
"What are you wearing detective?"
"Excuse me ? Don't be in the shoes of professor. You look like shit." (அவ மணி ஹெய்ஸ்ட் டை ஹார்ட் பேன். பட் அவனுக்கு எப்படி தெரியும்?!. Creep).
"You are a pro at flirting" she said.
"I am lonely". "So am I."
"Anything else I wanna know about you other than your bio ?"
"Laters baby."
Please I hate 50 shades .
So sad I love it.
Arjun you are a horny asshole.
Please don't be a bitch again. Calm down .
So this is how it's gonna be ?
Which is gonna be ?
Have you ever been in a relationship?
Too many to count .
Are you a rapist ?
I wish.
மணி நாலு . I gotta go to clinic tomorrow.
நானும் office poganum.
We will talk a maximum two days and we will end up hating each other.
I already hate you.
I am sorry for bothering you . Good bye.
She suddenly started to cry.
Listen I didn't mean it seriously.
She slept weeping.
ஆம் ஐ நெவர் குட் enough?
மறு நாள் காலை அர்ஜுன் அவளின் அனைத்து புகைப்படங்களையும் லைக் செய்ததாக நோட்டிபிகேஷன் வந்தது.
He has sent his WhatsApp number with a sorry emoji
Creep.
She smiled.
"Creep" she texted him.
"Princess" he texted back.
"Two days" she said.
"I give it a month" he said.
I was rehearsing a phrase to tell you he said . Proposal ? அதுக்குள்ளயா ?
"அன்பே, அமுதம் போன்ற உன் உதட்டினை தேன் கலந்து பருக வேண்டும். அனுமதிப்பாயா ?"
I quit . Not even a day. She texted back .
இதுங்க ரெண்டும் மௌட்டியத்த எப்ப கொன்னு???
மௌட்டியம்ன்னா என்ன என்று தெரியலயா ?
Egoங்க
நம்ம குஷி படத்துல விஜயகுமார் சொல்லுவாரே ..."அகம் புடுச்ச கழுத".
Letting go of ego is not as easy as it sounds. A hurt soul has only ego left in it. I wish these two characters let go of ego and cherish each other.
"நினைப்பதெல்லாம் நடந்துவிட்டால் தெய்வம் ஏதுமில்லை"
A
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